The Witty Writer

Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less. 

You must avoid giving any advice to others, and giving relationship advice is a crime. A crime, even crime patrol denies to telecast. Nobody wants any relationship advice, and they will pass on it to others, and others will pass on to others, and one day you will get the same advice which you gave when you were 19 years old heartbroken. When you are in a relationship, couples start giving pieces of advice. The popular one is – run and run far away.

Don’t tell your friends that you love somebody

Once you have told your friends that you love someone, there is no going back. Get ready to receive advice like “Are you crazy?”, “What happened to our pact?”, “She is not the one, man” “Don’t say you are moving in”, “Is she crazy”?. No matter how much you try, there will always be awkwardness between your partner and your best friend. How to resolve that? Let me know if you know it. 

Don’t buy perfume

I could not understand how people know that someone is in a relationship, and the answer will be in your wardrobe – a brand new cologne. The whole life you stole perfumes from others and suddenly when you get a brand new one – what do you think will happen? If you want to keep a secret – start with not buying perfume.

Don’t be a seeker

These three words changed my relationship, and I tried it and apparently, my partner knew this before me. Now I am searching for the one who gave me this advice. If you want to use this advice on your partner then, make sure, she does not know already. Perhaps you should try hypnotizing, just saying. Let me know if it works.

Don’t ask her about getting married

Whenever the idea of getting married pops up in my head, someone telepathically tells me – don’t do it. It feels weird but real. Every relationship advice starts with no or probably, and I hate both words. Every guy in a relationship is already confused, and people giving bits of advice are making it even harder. If you know that she can laugh at your stupid jokes marry her or you always have an option of – Toss. Always go for tails. 

Don’t be yourself

The best advice I have received – don’t be yourself. When you are yourself, even you don’t like yourself. That’s the truth. Perhaps you should forget about yourself for a few years in the relationship so – you don’t lose her. After years, she too realizes that she did the same, and both tricked each other. That’s how relationship works or tricksters work out.

In the end, I want to give one relationship advice – fall from grace with your partner – not from your bed. That hurts.

Thanks for reading!

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