The Witty Writer

I hate birthdays, and I hate mine more. Today is my birthday, and I don’t feel myself, maybe I put down my birthdate from Facebook or I just hate the attention of the birthday. Sometimes you don’t know why you hate but, you hate it. Over time, I have figured out how to survive this day without some sort of violence.

Put down the birthday from Facebook

First thing first, the platform which, I loved when I was 19 and everyone wished me on birthday, and I felt, hollyshit I am famous. After a few years, I realized the people who wished me on Facebook were doing a favour to themselves. I will wish them if they wish me. The world is all about giving and taking. The sooner you realize this, and sooner you will also hate your birthday. Before Facebook, I never had a birthday, and my mom used to say – you are adopted, and she did not know when my birthday was? Those days were gold. 

Work on birthdays

Always work on birthday as I am working today and putting my chat on busy like I am doing some crucial research for SpaceX. It’s not what you do, it’s what you show. My boss was happy today to see me work on my birthday but, he was unaware that I hate my birthday more than excel sheets. Work hard and forget your birthday.

Runaway from your partner

If you can run then, run and run far away. If your partner is around then, forget about forgetting your birthday. The burden of expectations will drag you to the bottom of the hate pyramid. If you can’t run – god bless you. Birthday is nothing but short-lived fame of doing nothing.

I love the feeling of a birthday but can’t resist the feeling of disappointment. 

When the day is over, you are left with the feeling tomorrow is going to be like yesterday and there will be no – birthday.

Thanks for reading!

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