The Witty Writer

The most hateful word in the dictionary is – War. Because, war brings havoc on humanity. The ones who are fighting, they never wanted war and the ones who are not in the battlefield, they want wars at any cost. In today’s time, no one should go to war when the leaders of respective country can fight it on twitter. United Nations should draft a plan (I know who cares about the UN now) on how to fight wars on twitter. The rules of war is – (1) leader of respective country needs to write an essay on what would be the repercussion of this war on global economy (2) live debate on why they need to go to war (3) citizens will decide the outcome of this virtual war (4) if it is a tie then, the respective leaders will go to Sahara desert and decide the war by arm wrestling. I know that is not going to happen but let’s try.

Serious war is now dead. In 2026, every country is technically engaged in some sort of war. Who is winning – nobody knows? Who is losing – both the countries. How fascinating is that countries used to conclude war by signing treaty. Now, all the countries which are fighting wars – they claim to be victorious. There should be an umpire to decide who won or lost. Can we have an third umpire please?

Ignorance is bliss. Nobody gave shit about a war which is happening 30,000KM away from your country. Even people did not know that there is a war going on in their country. That’s called being uninformed. That was great. People were happy despite devastating wars. However, this is not the case now-a-days. People know that which country is going to fire the missile first and how many weapons the country has. Technically, everyone seems to be war strategists. Although, these people don’t know the price of potato. But, they like French fries very much. The information is abundant and useless. What will you do with 1 ton of potato? You can’t sell it as others have more quantity of potatoes than you. On the other hand, how do you know that your potatoes are original? You see, the potato is a metaphor for AI. Just FYI. So the question is – who cares of about the war? Everybody, except – the ones who are fighting.

The threat now and then. Threat is key in the war. It’s intimidating and get things done without real action. Threat is a part of mind game but has to be used carefully and it should not be overdone. There was a time when a leader of a country comes out on TV and says that we are going to a war with other country and we will eradicate the country from the face of the earth. The whole world will take a note of it and make best efforts to resolve the coming conflict. I don’t have to tell you what threat means now-a-days. I can correlate the threats of today’s time with two kids who are saying nasty and threating things to each other but both kids and observer know that they are not going to anything because they are scared of each other. Funny but true story.

Making fun of each other. Call whatever you want to call but the world seems to be a big realty TV show. I thought that my country is realty show but recently realized that the whole world has become a reality show – Big Boss. If you don’t know what is big boss. Don’t bother. It’s not worth knowing. All you need to know that people fight and make fun of each other for no reason and the more you do this, the chances of you wining increases. BTW, it is decided by voting. Who are voters? The public. I knew that AI will be used to make funny videos but I never thought that supreme leader of country will make funny video of other supreme leader to mock them. There is no going back, once you start such stupidity, it will multiply. There is an old saying if you can’t win make fun of someone (it’s not old saying I just made it up). So, the question is – who wins? The one who makes better funny video. Simple.

War is nothing but showing off that I am powerful. If there is a conflict, it can be solved in a courtroom. But this is boring. What’s the fun in resolving conflict in such a way? Countries go to war first then, give reason why they went to war. They should ask first ChatGPT whether they should go to war or not. And, we all know the answer.

Thanks for reading this short article.

P.S. I did not use any AI tool to write this because they are not going to read my article and comment. Even if they do, I would not use them. I have my own reasons.